This is a long one. Pick and choose which ones you would like to answer, or make/paste another survey.
1. Your friend tells you you have a drug problem, you say:
You have a face problem
2. What's bothering you?
I'm compelled to answer these questions. And sporks. (Choose a side!)
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. I sleep with nothing on.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the jug?
My mom's jugs.
5. What color are your nails painted?
they aren't.
6. Are you a fast typer?
fast enough
7. Afraid of the dark?
The dark, no. The monster hiding in the dark, a little.
8. What color is your house or home?
Red bricks with off whie accents.
9. Last text message you received?
A workmate asking when we have to report back. (How can you not know!)
10. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
A few days ago, I guess.
11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Probably losing at scrabble.
12. Are you drinking anything right now?
coffee
13. Ever been to Disney World?
Yes, but not when I was a kid.
14.Been out of the country?
Yes
15. What cell phone company do you use?
survey?
16. Last place you went?
out to dinner and the food store last night.
17. Do you know the muffin man?
I did.
Long, sad story. (turns out he wasn't a man, but a muffin. And he didn't know nuthin')
18. Do you talk in your sleep?
I hope not.
19. Are you double jointed?
No, i'm single jointed.
20. Have you ever flown a kite?
yes - often
21. When was the last time you went swimming and where?
summer, at our apartment's pool.
22. Any unusual talents?
I control the Matrix
23. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
Not many. It's a new phone, and I haven't gotten around to filling it in.
24. Have you ever asked for a horse?
Everyday
25. Plans for tomorrow?
I really should get stuff done.
27. Missing someone right now?
Always.
28. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
This morning
29. Ever make a condom balloon?
Thank you, no.
30. What color is your car?
darkish red
31. What smells are around you?
coffee and cat food
32. Do you use MySpacePhotos.com to send comments?
shut up
33. What are you looking forward to?
I've had to think way too hard about this...NEXT
34. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I tried. 2nd storey. I was drunk and trying to get to Bristol. I was stopped.
35. Have you ever eaten dog food?
no.
36. Ever been a bridesmaid or groomsmen?
No. All of my closest friends are single. You all wouldn't want to consider getting married so that I might have to opportunity to wear a peach party dress, huh? Selfish whores.
37. Can you handle the truth?
listen, i live with the truth every goddamn day. i can handle it. but i won't pretend to fucking like it. (I'm keeping em's answer here).
38. Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
Let us not be silly.
39. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places?
i'm not that consistent. "If it were't fixed to me shoulders, I'd forget what day of the week it is."
40. Any cool scar?
Hur. ya. third eye scar.
41. Have you ever taken illegal drugs?
oh, i've taken them. what kind of retarded question is that? (again, i'll stick with e's)
42. What was your 1st dog's name?
Pepe Le Pew
43. What jewelry are you wearing?
none.
44. How often do you talk on the phone?
once or twice a week. I don't like phones.
45. Do you believe in love?
There has to be a better way to ask this question.
46. Who's called you the most today?
nobody has called me today.
47. Are you happy with life?
that depends on whose life you are talking about.
48. What do you like?
walks in the park and jousting (that's why I want a horse)
49. Who did you last talk to?
Steve
50. Is your mom your BFF?
My mom is friends with no one.
51. How many kids do you want?
just one. a girl, please.
52. What was the last thing you ate?
chinese food.
53. Orange or blue?
shut up
54. Last movie you watched?
Sweeny Todd, followed 30 minutes later by I Am Legend (so, I guess, I am Legend)
55. What song are you currently listening to?
Random Tori Amos covers.
56. What do you want?
grilled cheese sandwich. (looks around) This isn't a wish list, is it? *angry face*
57. Who was the last person you ate your favorite food with?
When we visited home a few weeks ago, my in-laws picked up some Chico's Tacos for our homecoming. mmm, slop! nom nom!
58. Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?
my sister.
haha
misfit)
